The hermit who loved beer

Hon. Charles Hamilton, like several other 18th-century English gentlemen, felt that the landscaping of his estate would be incomplete without the melancholic presence of a hermit.

So Hon. Charles built a suitable retreat among the gnarled roots of trees and advertised.

The terms and conditions were simple – that a successful candidate would be given a Bible, spectacles, food and water, a mat and a robe. He must not cut his hair, beard or nails, nor speak to anyone for seven years, at the end of which time he would be given £700.

But the man who got the job didn’t even last for a month. He managed to stay for three weeks.

He complained that he was alone.

But the other prominent reason was that he had a great taste for beer. He loved it.

And the prospect of seven years on water was more than he could endure.

 

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